People differ from animals in many ways. We create civilizations, we have laws and traditions. Animals have their own rules too, but unlike their rules, our traditions may be impossible or very hard to understand. Here are a few laws or traditions (whatever they call them) that may seem funny, some of them make sense, and some of them don’t. I believe that some of them may be made up, but they will sure make you laugh.

1. In Belgium, if a woman finds out her husband cheated on her, she may pour boiling-hot water on his genitals while he is sleeping. He may do the same to her, if he finds out she cheated on him (Ouch… cheap shot, but you will definitely feel so much better after that!)

2. In China a woman has a right to divorce a man if she doesn’t have orgasm during six months after the wedding (I would give her right to sue him 😀 it’s half a year for crying out loud).

3. In China a woman can shave her husband’s head if he doesn’t kiss her for a month (if you see a bold Chinese man you will sure know what it means).

4. In Argentina a wife is allowed to have an affair if her husband brakes tree vases in their house (Is it a way to keep a man out of the house?)

5. In Greece married couples are allowed to stay in registrars office for a month after the wedding if they don’t have their own place (If that’s true, the homeless use it a lot)

6. In Boston a man is allowed to kiss any stranger-girl, a girl is allowed to kiss him back, she is also allowed to apply cold weapon (How many men do you think are using this option?).

7. In the Netherlands a citizen can spit in police officer’s face if he is accused of a crime he didn’t commit (I bet most people who are arrested want it more than freedom).

8. In Norway you can punch a person in the face if he / she told you the wrong time (So bullies walk the streets asking what time it is to let the steam out?)

9. In Canada you must smile if you cross the road in a wrong place (Is it “I am an idiot, don’t repeat after me” kind of thing?)

10. In Israel you may not blow your nose in the street on Saturday (So does it mean it is ok to do it on any other day of the week?)

11. In Texas, USA, a criminal must warn his victim 24 hours before the (Wait, is onslaught legal in Texas? “I am going to abduct you in 24 hours” – “Ok, I’m off to sunny Mexico then”. I have just one question: why not 7 days?)

I believe some of these laws should be modified, otherwise some people may abuse them.

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